Welcome to Detention: Time-Sucking Edition

You have been assigned to a detention cell, where you will spend your days in a never-ending cycle of boredom and despair.

You will be forced to watch paint dry, listen to elevator music, and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

Don't bother trying to escape, as the walls are made of reinforced boredom-proof material.

However, you will have access to our extensive collection of beige-colored office chairs, which you can stare at for hours on end.

Click here to see the detention cell wardrobe to see what's available to wear.

Wardrobe